Showing posts with label coffee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label coffee. Show all posts

Monday, September 21, 2009

Do You Remember the 21st Night of September?

You mean, of 2008, Earth, Wind & Fire?

Well, yes, I do. I had just arrived at my friend's apartment in Greenwich Village following a flight into LaGuardia, with two suitcases, my laptop, and bag. I stopped traffic on her little street because the driver of my car was yelling at me for more money, but I didn't understand him so I'm sorry, Driver, but I didn't give you a tip. Then onto Brother Jimmy's for dinner and then I proceeded to wake up every thirty minutes thinking I was going to barf. Not because of the food (delicious, and I don't even like barbecue), but I just effectively moved into the city with -say it with me now- no job, no apartment, so my nerves got the best of me that early morning as I psyched myself out with the prospect of unemployment and vomiting. Hey-o, what do you know? A year later, and both have come true, thanks to this crazy field we call journalism and a bout of food poisoning in October.

As much as I like to complain, and I'm good at it, this past year has not been all hand-wringing, nail biting, acne implosions, and stomach ailments. On the contrary, it's been a lot of candy eating, offset by walking almost everywhere, listening to Christmas music before Halloween, a lot of coffee drinking, writing, peculiar bug biting, visiting the library, popping into H&M, postponing laundry, drinking wine at 2am over duck noodles at a restaurant in Chinatown, and the list goes on and on.

And as my friend whose apartment I arrived at that first day gchatted me today: "Look at you; you're not sleeping at the Met!" Count your blessings.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Infrequently Asked Questions

I get a lot of mail from my devoted readers on account of the fact that I am incredibly popular and well-liked by my peers, or so I'm told. This is the time of the week when I kindly take time out of my rigorous schedule, prop my feet up, and share a little more with you, the gentle reader, about who I am. It's my pleasure.

What exactly is your job? 
Why? What have you heard?

Well, okay, what do you do at your job all day?
I'm in journalism so...when I'm not steaming my Guadalajara poncho, I generally try to be of assistance at the publication where I work and prove why they hired me. Occasionally, when there's down time, I talk myself out of making questionable fashion judgments and consume as much free coffee as possible to tide me over in between meals.

Why did you move to New York?

Need an answer? Send your perfectly spelled emails with an unparalleled demonstration of syntax and perfect grammar to Me, the Temp. Please limit your queries to Gossip Girl related items and what I might want for my birthday. No math or childcare concerns will be addressed.